i am egg.

about me:


- tolkien enthusiast (virgin)

ask me any Tolkien-related questions and i can do my best to answer them

(unless its "wHy DiDn'T tHeY tAkE tHe EagLEs InTo MoRdOr?")

that's fucking stupid and i'll just ignore you


- border hopper latino

i come from the place where they sell meth but make amazing food

honestly im surprised i didnt actually hop a border illegally when i immigrated

also dont ask me how to make meth i dont know


- some random stuff:

1) the very onion

2) #drinkwater

3) i have no idea how to make sites


amigoingtoheaven.com